Storage room
"The bar's storage room is almost empty. Its most significant feature is a big, mean-looking dude.!"
Hints
The pimp won't let me pass!
Yes, he's huge, but dumb.Perhaps you can distract him.Or you could pay him.
The pimp likes televsion.
Find a TV channel that distracts him.Use the remote to change the channel.
How can I operate the TV?
Unfortunately, its buttons don't work.You'll need a remote control.
There is no remote control in the storage room.
Find it somewhere else.You can obtain a remote inside Lefty's bar.Get the remote from the drunk in the hallway.You'll have to give the drunk something in exchange.Give the drunk some whiskey.
Fun things to do
Try to climb a box. "What does this look like, the ship's hold in "King's Quest III?"
Examine the stairs. "You wonder what palace of earthly delights resides above you."
Look at the TV. "It's screen is blank, much like the pimp's mind."
Instead of distracting the pimp, you can also pay him $100 to let you pass.
A TV channel: "Oh John. Oh Marsha. OH John. OH Marsha. Oh, JOHN! Oh, MARSHA! OH JOHN! OH MARSHA!!"
A TV channel: "...I'm Al Fartles, and this is my partner, Fed Ames. We just want to tell you how much we appreciate your support..."
A TV channel: "...and now, ALoHa Productions is proud to present 'The Revenge of the Software Developers' in full color and stereo sound..."
A TV channel: ""...while Jim is fighting for his life with the raging female rhinoceros in heat, I'll slip into my tent with the native girl and this pitcher of Mai Tais..."
A TV channel: "...it's a beautiful day in the neighbor..."
A TV channel: "...live from Malaga, California, it's the Cable Sports Network presentation of the Miniature Female Mud Wrestlers 500-kilometer Cross-Country Nude Bicycle Race..."
A TV channel: "...And next, Master Piece Theatre presents a special 3-D broadcast of 'Naugahyde Goddesses of Oakhurst!'"
A TV channel: ""...oh, baby, yeah. Yeah, I love it when you do that! Ooooooooooh!! That hurts so good, pull it out a little deeper!!!"