
Chapel
"You are in a quickie marriage parlor. A flashing neon sign on the rear wall asks: "Why wait? Marry the girl of your dreams, today! You provide the girl, we'll do the rest for only $100!!"
Hints
What should I do here?
Get married!Stand next to Fawn and say marry.
I don't have enough money
Marriage will cost you $100.If you don't have enough, you can make some money.Go to the casino and play blackjack or the slot machines.Fun stuff
The minister says:
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together today in the sight of, er, ah, um... each other, to enter these two people into the eternal bonds of marriage."
"But before we really get rollin', I'd like to say a few words. Many's the marriage that I've performed here, in this little chapel, wearing this cheap suit, before those shiny plastic-covered pews, with these electric candles, looking at those genuine plexiglas stained-glass windows, for these measly few bucks..."
(He pauses for another nip from his pocket flask.)
""Where was I?", he hiccups.
"Digressing," you answer.
...
"Ok, close enough. I now pronounce you man and wife, till death do you part, or until you get tired of each other, per the currently acceptable social standards."
Look at the ceiling: "You wonder why Michelangelo didn't use dropped fluorescents on his big ceiling job."