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Inside Convenience Store

Inside Convenience Store

"You are in a 24-hour convenience store. There is a magazine rack near the front door, with a sign reading "This no library -- no leeding." Except for the clerk standing behind the counter, the store appears to be deserted. A small sign graces the counter."

Hints

What do I need to buy here?

Three things.
A condom.
A jug of wine.
A magazine.

How do I buy a condom?

Ask the clerk.

Bonus points

Taking a magazine gives you 1 point.
Reading the magazine gives you 1 point.

Fun things to do

Try to have a conversation with the clerk.

Leave without paying.