Your key to the Land of the Loung Lizards lies within!

Stuck? At the end of your rope? Not to worry! Find the room you're stumped in below and click it. There's a plethora of hints waiting for you. Alternatively, just browse for the sheer fun ot it.

 

Convenience Store

Convenience Store

"You are outside an all-night convenience store. There is a telephone on the pole. The portion of the telephone book that wasn't illegible from being water-soaked has been torn out."

Hints

What phone numbers can I dial?

There are three interesting numbers.
Look at the phone.
Try 209-68-6858 for the Sierra Hotline.
Try 555-6969 for a naughty conversation.
Try 555-8039 to order wine to be delivered somewhere.

Anything to do here?

There's sometimes a bum walking around.
He'll appreciate a drink.
Give him some wine to gain a pocket knife.

Bonus points

Looking at the phone gives you 1 point.
Calling 555-6969 gives you 5 points.
Calling 209-68-6858 (the Sierra Hotline) gives you 2 points.

Fun things to do

Smell the bum.

Give the bum a dollar: "You fish a dollar out of your wallet, and hand it to the bum. 'Gossshhh thanssskks, buddy,' he says sarcastically. 'Maybe now I'll be able to afford that tsshhhousand sssshhares of Broderbund ssstock!'"