Hooker's bedroom
"This is the hooker's seedy bedroom. The bed's a mess, ditto the hooker!"
Hints
The hooker won't talk to me.
That's because your breath smells.Spray your mouth.How do I 'do it' with the hooker?
Just tell her.It's polite to look at her first.Undress first.
I got arrested!
That's because you forget to remove your condom.Remove the condom.The hooker gave me a venereal desease!
So protect yourself.Get a condom.
You can buy one in town.
About the window...
You could go through it.Open it first though.Climb through the window.Anything I should get here?
Yes.You need a present for someone.
There's a box of candy on the table.
Fun things to do
Try to wear the hooker's lingerie on the clothesline. "Although you might look precious in that little white lace number, you're just not that kind of guy."
A sign near the bed says, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawals."
Sniff. "Sniffing the air, you are suddenly hungry for tuna."