Title Screen (Room 1)
Upon startup, Leisure Suit Larry asks a number of questions to verify that the player is an adult. Use the hints below to find the answers to the more obscure questions.
Hints
The 1973 album "Dark Side of the Moon" was recorded by:
a) Pink Floyd
President Eisenhower's nickname was:
c) Ike
Two bits is:
d) the former cost for a shave and a haircut
Who is not a famous musician?
d) Steve Garvey
The last name of Annette (on the original Mickey Mouse Club) was:
c) Funicello
"Tiptoe Through the Tulips" was recorded by:
c) Tiny Tim
Which of these was not a war?
c) Chinese
John F. Kennedy drove a:
a) PT boat
The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by:
a) Panama Canal
Who is not a mass murderer?
d) Timothy Leary
There are about _____ calories in a can of beer:
c) 1500
John Belushi was:
d) "Saturday Night Live"
James Earl Jones was the voice of:
c) Darth Vader in "Star Wars"
Doonesbury's "Uncle Duke" is based on:
b) Hunter S. Thompson
In Westworld, "where nothing can go wrong", guests were entertained by:
c) robots
Mork was from the planet:
a) Ork
Who was banned from "Saturday Night Live" because he lost a telephone poll?
d) Andy Kaufman
The phrase "Cutting the cheese" refers to:
d) flatulence
"Tiptoe Through the Tulips" was recorded by:
c) Tiny Tim
"Where's the..."
c) beef?!
A nehru jacket is:
b) out of date
Bourbon Street is in:
d) New Orleans, Louisiana
Calvin Klein is:
c) a clothing designer
Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was:
d) Mr Greenjeans
Charlie McArthy and:
d) Edgar Bergen
Does a pair of queens beat 3 deuces?
a) Yes, in Blackjack
Herb Albert and the _____ Brass?
a) Tijuana
How many molecules are there in a glass of water?
d) As many as there are
I find computer games with adult content:
b) Acceptable
If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to:
d) stop playing computer games
If a physician were on an island with Bok Derek, he would:
d) thank God
It's not nice to fool:
b) Mother Nature
Joe Dimaggio played:
b) Baseball
Lee Harvey killed:
c) John F. Kennedy
Mohammed Ali is:
c) a professional boxer
Peper Piper picked pickled:
c) peppers
Sergent Pepper was:
c) The leader of the lonely hearts club band
The largest state is:
b) Alaska
The most effective form of birth control is:
a) abstinence
The most likely place to find virgins is:
c) St. Mary's Girl's School
The most populous city in the US is:
c) New York
The result of Watergate was:
c) Richard Nixon quit
Utah is full of:
d) None of the above
When playing Monopoly you:
b) must own 4 houses before building a hotel
Which is non-alcoholic:
c) Perrier
Which is not a car:
d) Toshiba
Which is not a cheese:
d) Reisling
Which is not a city in Mexico?
c) San Diego
Which is not an American armed force?
d) The National League
Which is not in Hawaii?
c) Fiji
Who has not been US attourney general?
b) Sam Shepard
Who is buried in Grants tomb?
d) Mrs. Grant
Who was not a famouse politician?
d) Tom Garvey
Who was not a politician?
c) W.C. Fields
Who was not an austronaut?
a) John Milton
Who was the leader of Nazi Germany?
d) Adolf Hitler
Who wrote "To be or not to be"?
a) William Shakespeare
Johnny Carson is:
c) Ed McMahon's sidekick
VCR stands for:
d) Video Cassette Recorder
The East Coast is:
a) home of the Mets
Is this software pirated?
c) No. (How could you even ask!)
Pia Zadora is:
Any answer is correct.
The world is:
b) sperical
All politicians are:
d) on the public payroll
Lingerie is:
a) sexy
"Let It Be" was recorded by:
d) the Beatles
Paul, John, Ringo and:
b) George
Do girls really have cooties?
b) No
Which song was not recorded by Elvis?
c) "What'd I Say"
Edsel is a:
c) car
Sex is:
a) great
Richard Nixon was the ____ President of the United States:
c) 37th
During the 70's, Carroll O'Connor portrayed a:
b) loavable bigot
The song "American Pie" was about:
c) a dead rock star
Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic National Ticket when knowledge of his previous ______ treatments became known:
c) shock
The 70's practice of running around naked was called:
b) streaking
Peter Benchley's novel "Jaws" was about:
d) sharks
Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74?
c) Thomas Hayden
The "Chicago Seven" was:
d) partially convicted
President Ford prescribed ______ for dealing with economic problems:
c) that everyone wear a WIN button
The tackiest seventies fashion was:
Any answer is correct
O.J. Simpson is:
d) no one to fool with
Angela Davis is:
b) a failed politician
Detente is:
d) A policy to replace war
Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous by saying:
d) "Aaaaaiiiyeeeaagggh!"
Ted Kennedy is best remembered for his:
Any answer is correct
"NORML" is:
c) trying to legalize marijuana
Tom Hayden is:
d) All of the above
Spiro Agnew is:
c) a former Vice President
The germ that transmits syphilis is:
b) Spirochete
Kookie's address was:
a) 77 Sunset Strip
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"
b) The Shadow
Al Lowe is:
c) never "carded"
Frank Sinatra is:
c) saloon singer
Ralph Boysen invented
a) the boysenberry
The first man on the moon was:
c) Neil Armstrong
"Gone With The Wind" is about:
c) four hours long
Who is not a sportscaster:
c) Jayne Mansfield
Which is not a wine:
b) Bon Aire
Which is not a mountain range:
c) Cayman
In the movie, "Paint Your Wagon", Clint Eastwood sang:
a) "I Talk to the Trees"
The drink "Screwdriver" contains:
b) Orange juice
Ronald Reagan's co-star in "Bedtime for Bonzo" was:
a) a monkey
The slogan "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" refers to:
b) a hamburger
If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suit, you would:
d) It depends on the party
Cesar Chavez led a boycott of:
a) grapes
James Brown is often referred to as:
d) the Godfather of Soul
Who lost a daughter but gained a "meathead"?
c) Archie Bunker
Which US Secretary of State was born in Germany?
d) Henry Kissinger
Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple Computer?
b) Steve Wozniak
"Close Encounters of the Third Kind" is about:
c) creatures from outer space
IBM stands for:
b) International Business Machines
Who was NOT in the movie "Easy Rider"?
d) Karen Carpenter
Las Vegas is famous for:
c) gambling
The term "Working Girl" refers to:
a) a lady of negotiable virtue
Making a "Hole in One" is:
a) every golfer's dream
My boss is:
d) responsible for my paycheck
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Any answer is correct
A hard disk is:
a) better than a floppy
In some personal ads, TV stands for:
b) transvestite
Lucy, Ricky, Fred and:
d) Ethel
Mel Brooks is:
a) a comedian
It is customary to tip about:
c) 15 per cent
Blackjack is:
a) an ace and a face card
Canada is:
d) All of the above
Oral Roberts is:
b) an evangelist
Richard Nixon was:
Any answer is correct
A 747 is:
c) a large airplane
Whips, chains and handcuffs are:
a) kinky
A Macintosh is:
Any answer is correct
My parents are:
d) 36 or over
My favorite actor is:
d) Not listed here
I have hair on my:
d) lottsa places
When it's noon in California in August, in St. Louis it's:
b) 2:00 PM
The best "pick-up" line is:
b) Want to go for a ride in my Porsche?
The "Mile-High Club" is:
d) open to those who have performed aerial acrobatics inside a plane's rest room
My sex life is best described as:
c) none of your business!!
Elizabeth Taylor is:
a) an actress
Joan Rivers is:
a) a former talk show hostess
Who starred in "Bedtime for Bonzo"?
d) Ronald Reagan
Taxes should be:
Any answer is correct
A moon is:
Any answer is correct
Marlon Brando is:
b) an actor
I am presently:
d) past puberty
Herpes is:
d) fatal (if given to your spouse)
ERA is an abbreviaton for:
b) Equal Rights Amendment
G. Gordon Liddy was associated with:
d) The Plumbers
What was illegal durin Prohibition?
b) alcohol
Bonnie and:
c) Clyde
Who spends the most time in Las Vegas?
b) Wayne Newton
Which US President was not elected to office?
c) Ford
Which is not a currency?
c) fennel
Which is not a baseball team?
c) Seahawks
Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a pair of blue jeans, complete with a working zipper?
a) Rolling Stones
"The American television debut of Bob Hope, Dinah Shore, Elvis, and the Beatles was on:
b) "Your Show of Shows"
Michael Doonesbury founded:
b) Walden Puddle Commune
The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause was:
c) Curt Flood
The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was:
a) Jackie Robinson
Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in the Tidal Basin with:
a) a stripper named Fanne
Martha Mitchell was:
c) the outspoken wife of an Attorney General
The G-Spot is supposed to be:
b) a female erogenous zone
Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in:
d) pajamas
The 1973 album "Dark Side of the Moon" was recorded by:
a) Pink Floyd
President Eisenhower's nickname was:
c) Ike
Two bits is:
d) the former cost for a shave and a haircut
Who is not a famous musician?
d) Steve Garvey
The last name of Annette (on the original Mickey Mouse Club) was:
c) Funicello
"Tiptoe Through the Tulips" was recorded by:
c) Tiny Tim
Which of these was not a war?
c) Chinese
John F. Kennedy drove a:
a) PT boat
The Atlantic and Pacific Oceans are connected by:
a) Panama Canal
Who is not a mass murderer?
d) Timothy Leary
There are about _____ calories in a can of beer:
c) 1500
John Belushi was:
d) "Saturday Night Live"
James Earl Jones was the voice of:
c) Darth Vader in "Star Wars"
Doonesbury's "Uncle Duke" is based on:
b) Hunter S. Thompson
In Westworld, "where nothing can go wrong", guests were entertained by:
c) robots
Mork was from the planet:
a) Ork
Who was banned from "Saturday Night Live" because he lost a telephone poll?
d) Andy Kaufman
The phrase "Cutting the cheese" refers to:
d) flatulence
Strange stuff
You can press ALT+X to skip the questions altogether and immediately "slip into your leisure suit and prepare to enter the 'Land of the Lounge Lizards'".