Your key to the Land of the Loung Lizards lies within!

Stuck? At the end of your rope? Not to worry! Find the room you're stumped in below and click it. There's a plethora of hints waiting for you. Alternatively, just browse for the sheer fun ot it.

 

Disco

Disco

"The disco is filled with remarkably similar guys, all looking for girls."

Hints

What should I do here?

There's a girl here.
You want her.
Chat her up.

How can I seduce the girl?

It is polite to look at her first.
Talk to her.
Talk to here some more.
Eventually, she'll ask for a gift.
Dance with her.

What should I give to the girl?

You'll need to give her three presents.
The first is a rose.
The second is candy.
The third is a ring.
The rose can be found in Lefty's bar, on the table in the hallway.
The candy can be found in Lefty's bar, on the table in the hooker's bedroom.
The ring can be found in Lefty's bar, in the sink in the bathroom.

How can I marry the girl?

She needs some money to rent the honeymoon suite at the casino hotel.
She needs $100.
You can make some money at the casino by playing blackjack or the slot machines.
Give her the money.
Afterwards, go to the chapel. It's next to the casino.

Fun stuff

Ask the girl about her sign. "Octagonal", she replies. "Like in 'STOP'."

Weird stuff

All the guys in the disco look remarkably like you - they're all wearing white leisure suits. And they're all leering at the lonely girl.