Your key to the Land of the Loung Lizards lies within!

Stuck? At the end of your rope? Not to worry! Find the room you're stumped in below and click it. There's a plethora of hints waiting for you. Alternatively, just browse for the sheer fun ot it.

 

Hallway

Hallway

"You are in a dimly lit hallway. The paint peeling off the walls gives the cockroaches something to watch. An old table is pushed against the west wall. A filthy drunk sits on the filthy floor, leaning against the filthy wall."

Hints

What should I do with the drunk?

He's beyond help, but he's thirsty.
Give him a drink.
You can buy a drink from Lefty.
It'll have to be whiskey.

Anything else I need here?

Check the table.
Take the rose.

Fun things to do

Look at the drunk: "He's a poor little lamb, who has lost his way... and also his bladder control!"

Bump into the drunk's crotch: "Geeze! Them pointy-toed shoes hurt!" or "Wadda ya trying' to do; make me a soprano?"

Look at the wall: "You spend hours examining every brick. You find nothing." or "Caught ya! Now open the door, then get your nose out of that manual and start playing this game the right way!"

Try to help the drunk: "He's beyond help, but thirsty."